喬治·卡林 - 维基百科，自由的百科全书
乔治·丹尼斯·帕特里克·卡林（英語：George Denis Patrick Carlin，1937年5月12日—2008年6月22日），美國單人喜劇演員、作家、社会批评家。 卡林以其特色的黑色幽默，以及他个人在政治，語言、心理學、宗教及諸多禁忌主題的观点而聞名。 他被認為是最重要及有最有影響力的喜劇演員之一：有報紙曾稱呼卡林為：“反主流文化的喜劇泰斗”[21]，2004年，卡林被列為喜劇中心名單
登入以檢視影片內容 We like war. We like war. We're a war like people. We like war because we're good at it.
And you know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice.
This country's only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major wars.
We average a major war in this country every 20 years, so we're good at it.
Got no steel industry left, can't get healthcare to our old people, can't educate our young people,
but we can bomb the shit out of your country, alright?
We can bomb the shit out of your country, alright?
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck.
Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky.
They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools,
and they're elected by American citizens.
This is the best we can do, folks. This is what we have to offer.
It's what our system produces. Garbage in, garbage out.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.
So maybe, maybe, maybe it's not the politicians who suck.
Maybe something else sucks around here, like the public.
Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody.
The public sucks. Fuck hope. Fuck hope.
It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you got.
Because the owners of this country don't want that.
I'm talking about the real owners now.
The real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.
Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice.
You don't. You have no choice.
You have owners. They own you. They own everything.
They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations.
They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls.
They've got the judges in their back pockets.
And they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.
They got you by the balls.
They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying to get what they want.
Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else.
But I'll tell you what they don't want.
They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking.
They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking.
They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interest.
That's right.
You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers.
People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork
and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay,
the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime,
and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it.
And now they're coming for your Social Security money.
They want your fucking retirement money.
They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.
And you know something? They'll get it.
They'll get it all from you sooner or later because they own this fucking place.
It's a big club.
And you ain't in it.
You and I are not in the big club.
By the way, it's the same big club they used to beat you over the head with all day long
when they tell you what to believe all day long, beating you over the head in their media,
telling you what to believe, what to think, and what to buy.
The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged.
And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.
Good, honest, hardworking people, white collar, blue collar,
doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.
Good, honest, hardworking people continue.
These are people of modest means.
Continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don't give a fuck about them.
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't care about you at all.
At all. At all.
We like war.
We like war.
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And you know why we're good at it? Because we get a lot of practice.
This country's only 200 years old and already we've had 10 major wars.
We average a major war in this country every 20 years, so we're good at it.
Got no steel industry left, can't get healthcare to our old people, can't educate our young people,
but we can bomb the shit out of your country, alright?
We can bomb the shit out of your country, alright?
Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck.
Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky.
They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools,
and they're elected by American citizens.
This is the best we can do, folks. This is what we have to offer.
It's what our system produces. Garbage in, garbage out.
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders.
So maybe, maybe, maybe it's not the politicians who suck.
Maybe something else sucks around here, like the public.
Yeah, the public sucks. There's a nice campaign slogan for somebody.
The public sucks. Fuck hope. Fuck hope.
It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you got.
Because the owners of this country don't want that.
I'm talking about the real owners now.
The real owners, the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.
Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice.
You don't. You have no choice.
You have owners. They own you. They own everything.
They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations.
They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls.
They've got the judges in their back pockets.
And they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.
They got you by the balls.
They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying to get what they want.
Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else.
But I'll tell you what they don't want.
They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking.
They don't want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking.
They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. That's against their interest.
That's right.
You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers.
People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork
and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay,
the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime,
and the vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it.
And now they're coming for your Social Security money.
They want your fucking retirement money.
They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.
And you know something? They'll get it.
They'll get it all from you sooner or later because they own this fucking place.
It's a big club.
And you ain't in it.
You and I are not in the big club.
By the way, it's the same big club they used to beat you over the head with all day long
when they tell you what to believe all day long, beating you over the head in their media,
telling you what to believe, what to think, and what to buy.
The table is tilted, folks. The game is rigged.
And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care.
Good, honest, hardworking people, white collar, blue collar,
doesn't matter what color shirt you have on.
Good, honest, hardworking people continue.
These are people of modest means.
Continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don't give a fuck about them.
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't care about you at all.
At all. At all.
We like war.
We like war.
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本片<We Like War>是美國著名諷刺劇演員George Carlin在1992年的作品，卡林在1992年以其特色的黑色幽默諷刺政治。
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