Donald Trump had a rough week.
His beautiful economy crashed because some dum dum came and tariffed every country on the planet.
He tried to save it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because again, some absolute moron keeps ramping up the trade war against China.
But in moments like this, there's one thing a serious leader does.
Gather up all your closest friends on your payroll and make them say nice things about you.
Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything you're doing.
Your leadership at the border absolutely remarkable.
I wanna thank you as well for the the shipbuilding.
I wanna thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party and what you're doing now.
I think is a great service to our country, but ultimately to the world.
You were overwhelmingly elected by the biggest majority the US Americans want you to be president.
Your vision is a turning point and an inflection point in American history.
Wow, what do you even say to that?
I'm gonna come.
No, stop it! Stop it!