Attention, please. Students, attention, please. Ladies, would you please stop putting lipstick prints on the bathroom mirrors? I repeat, ladies, would you please stop putting lipstick prints on the bathroom mirrors? Thank you.

What would you guess happened? The number of daily mirror kissings doubled. Elohio spent hours cleaning them off. That's when he got popular girls in the school, known culprits, down into the lavatory.

Ladies, I'd like to thank you for your time. Every day at the end of the day, I have to go through an unnecessary cleaning process. I'd like to show it to you and I'm hoping you're willing to help. They're greasy and difficult to get off. I go home late every day because I spend so much time on these mirrors. I'd like to show you what I have to do every day.

Every day I do this.