Mommy, I'm scared in the dark. Can you come sleep with me? You're growing up, sweetheart, you need to be independent. But Daddy is bigger than me. He should be independent first.

Daddy, where is your hair? It ran away. It was tired. Did it go to your chin? Maybe. Stop touching it! Poor Daddy. Your head is upside down. Hahahaha.

Why are you crying? I want to be Chinese. Why do you want to be Chinese? I just want to. But you're American. I don't care. Can you speak Chinese? I love China. I love Chinese people. I love Chinese food.

And what is your dream? To marry a good wife just like my dad. Wow, I really envy your dad. Your mom must be amazing. Yes, she divorced to relieve my dad's stress. Oh my gosh!

Daddy, hey sweetheart, what's wrong? I want to be Chinese. I love China. No, you are American. Can you speak Chinese? Yes, I can. I love China. Wow, that's crazy.

What do you wanna be when you grow up? I wanna be a dad. I can play on my phone right after work. No homework, no chores at all. What are you talking about, honey? If you keep being cross with me, Dad, I'll tell Mom about your secret stash of cash. We'll see who's tough then. Oh my goodness, hahaha.

Happy New Year, Grandpa and Grandma. Uncle, Aunt, Happy New Year. Oh boy, look at them. I did three. You sure did, hahaha.

What makes Mom angry? Dad. What did Dad do? He talks back and wants to be the boss. So Mom is the boss? Yes, Dad has to listen to Mom. Oh my gosh, hahaha.

Daddy, stop. Did you make any money today? Yes, I earned some money. I worked very hard. Is it enough to buy a Ferrari? Not enough. I think I can only buy a lollipop. Go back to work, you can't come in, hahaha.