傑·雷諾( 著名深夜電視節目主持人） 走進觀眾席，尋找女性經歷過的最尷尬的初次約會。獲獎者要講述她最糟糕的初次約會經歷。

她說當時正值隆冬下著雪，天氣很冷……而那個男人帶她去猶他州鹽湖城外的山上滑雪一日遊。

畢竟他們是陌生人，郊遊也相對平靜，直到晚些時候他們回家，在他們開車下山的路上，她逐漸意識到自己不該多喝那杯拿鐵！

他們離任何有廁所的地方大約一個小時，而且是在茫茫荒野之中！她的同伴建議她試著忍住，她照做了一會兒。

不幸的是，由於大雪和緩慢的車速，她告訴他最好停車讓她靠邊，否則她會尿到他車的前座。

他們停了下來，她迅速爬到車旁，拉下褲子開始尿尿。雪很厚，她站不穩，只能把屁股抵在後擋泥板上穩住自己。

她的同伴站在車側觀察來往車輛，果然是個紳士沒有偷看。她滿腦子想的都是那種輕鬆的感覺，儘管當時的處境相當尷尬。

然而，等她做完這些彎腰提褲子時，發現自己的臀部粘在了擋泥板上。

當她試圖把肉體從冰冷的金屬上掙脫出來時，腦海中立刻浮現出舌頭被凍成冰柱的畫面。很快，她發現由於極度寒冷她遇到了一個新的問題。

她對自己的困境感到震驚，但又不失一絲幽默感，於是她回答約會對象“怎麼這麼久還沒好”的擔憂，說她“確實凍得屁股都掉了”，需要幫忙！

當她用毛衣遮住自己時他繞了過來，然後，當她懇求地看著他的眼睛時，他突然大笑起來。她也跟著笑了起來，等他們終於鎮定下來後，開始評估她的困境。顯然儘管情況令人歇斯底里，他們面臨著一個真正的問題。

兩人都同意，需要一些熱的東西才能讓她冰冷的屁股從金屬中解脫！想到當初是什麼讓她陷入困境，兩人很快意識到只有一個辦法。

於是她轉過頭去時，她的初次約會對象拉開了他的拉鍊，尿到她的屁股，把屁股從擋泥板上拉了下來。

在觀眾的哄堂大笑聲中，她輕易地獲得了「今夜秀」的獎項。

傑·雷諾的評論……“這讓生氣(pissed off)有了全新的含義。”

哦，對了，第一次約會結果怎麼樣？他成了她的丈夫，在雷諾的節目裡坐在她旁邊。

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter, snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight).

They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte !!

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment..... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

目前沒有已撰寫的回應，建議對其抱持健康的懷疑。